Below is a list of Best Man do's and don'ts:
- Plan and co-ordinate the bachelor party and pay for it along with the groomsmen
- Do not shave the grooms head/tattoo/allow groom to end up in hospital/force groom to drink on bachelor weekend
- Give a speech at the rehearsal dinner
- Give a speech at the wedding
- Keep the groomsman in order
- Assist in the settng up
- Assist in the packing up
- Escort the MOB and the MOG to their seats
- Sit at the head table during the reception
- DO NOT GET DRUNK AT THE WEDDING OR THE REHEARSAL DINNER
- Attend every function
- Make sure you are the groom's safety valve and sounding board
- DO NOT LET THE GROOM GET DRUNK AT THE WEDDING
- Be in charge at the church
- Dance with the Mother of the Bride and the Maid of Honor
- Make sure that all suits are returned the day after the wedding
- You have 2 roles: Promotional Model and Slave. Play both. Play them well
- Fun is not an option, it's a duty to quote: Clark Griswold from National Lampoon’s Vacation, “I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f**king fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes!”