Bridezilla

The dreaded moment when the most laid back girl turns into a raving lunatic at the mention of her wedding.

The urban dictionary describes this as:  Bridezilla -  formed from blending the words brid and Godzilla together.  Used to describe a woman whose behavior becomes outrageously bad in the course of planning her wedding.  This woman is so obsessed by her wedding plans that she seems possessed and has merged from a calm, loving girl into a hybrid events/catering/ambiance driven monster who will stop at nothing to create 'her perfect day'.



Here are a few signs that you are turning into a Bridezilla (or are already one):

• You think that everyone who doesn't listen to you talk about your wedding all the time is selfish/doesn't care/not interested
• You demand that what you want is what you want and there will be absolutely no exceptions to the rule
• The florist cannot find the exact shade of hot pink you want and has done your bouquet in a slightly different shade, so you throw all your toys out the cot and threaten to shut her down
• Before you started planning your wedding, you got along with everyone, now no one wants to be near you and always makes excuses when you want to see them
• Conversations with your mother have turned into shouting matches and whatever she suggests is wrong
• You fired your bridesmaid because she put on weight and you don't want your pictures ruined
• You fired your bridesmaid because she cut her hair short and all your bridesmaids are supposed to have long hair
• You send a gift card to your sister in law that reads:  Dear Jane, I bought this so you could have your upper lip waxed....
• Your bridesmaids avoid your calls and emails
• You don't have time for anyone or anything unless it is related to your wedding
• The wedding planner is avoiding your calls
• The wedding planner quit
• Your wedding registry is worth more than most houses in Millionaires Row
• Your hubby to be is threatening divorce before marriage
• Your local bridal store starts sending you discount coupons and greets you by name